Curses to apricots and their beguiling ways...they are not to be eaten in large quantities. They are especially not to be eaten in large quantities by vaguely uptight female comedians who suffer from IBS...curses to you apricot of wonder.
It's the juxtaposition of the juicy centre and weirdly wrinkly skin - a bit like licking a grandparent - you know you shouldn't do that many in one afternoon but once you start it's just difficult to stop.
Never trust an apricot.
never trust someone who blogs about apricots.
Damn I love apricots.