Tuesday, March 22, 2011

You Could Be The Best Thing About Me

I went to Rugby today. Rugby is the town in which the sport cricket was invented and is now famed for its magnificent golf courses. Amazing. Interestingly, it also holds the world record for most number of snooker games held in one month (July 1987).

In Rugby I dealt with orphans who were very much in need of a nurturing influence. Unfortunately I was the only person available and so they were dealt a pretty bum deal but they coped with it well. If nothing else, the under-privileged really are resilient.

Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day, but teach him to play backgammon and he'll be confused and angry enough to never bother you again. That's my motto.

I have very few mottos except -

1. If you have to debate whether or not you need to wash your hair, you need to wash your hair.
2. If you've had two large glasses of wine on an empty stomach and are considering whether blogging is wise - go for it. Furore is funny.


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