This is a short message from your friends at Lexx enterprises to tell you that we are literally too exhausted to blog today. Not only has filming wrapped and forced us to return to the everlasting grind of disappointment that is London, but it is now midnight and we've just got in bed. We have to be up at 6 to go to Mordor and fight the good fight to keep capitalism alive and well.
It's not that we wouldn't blog if we could, it's just that we have an aquarium that needs attending to (virtual of course) and we're worried that if we do blog it's going to be one of the 3 things:
1. Incredibly surreal and a bit frightening
2. Depressing to the point we wish we were watching The Only Way Is Essex rather than reading it
3. Written in the third person.
Do you understand where we're coming from now? It's just not in anybody's best interests to write a blog when you're this far down the line of monster raving lunacy... please may we be forgiven for not scrawling anything inane today? Also, when you're this uncertain whether anybody reads the damn thing anyway, this much pawing for excuses to have not blogged is tantamount to schizophrenia and should probably be deleted.
Good night. x